They said I would never be a comedian

Well their not laughing now

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Putting Dolphins in camouflage suits.

I cant see the porpoise in that

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What‘s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurty

Where do you measure whales ?

At the whale weigh station

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Up his sleeve-ies

” Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”

Abraham Lincoln

What did the alien gardener say?

Take me to your weeder

Teacher: Where did Bill Hancock sign the American declaration of independence ?

Boy: At the bottom Miss

What did Henry VIII do for one of his first dates ?

He took Anne Bowling

How these toys work I just do not know

They just keep breaking apart, just like so

I’ll glue them together

Yes that will be clever

Now those toy blocks can never LEGO