Category: Animal Antics
Where do you measure whales ?
At the whale weigh station
Who delivers presents to baby sharks ?
There was a dog breeder called Daniel
Who wed a frog breeder called Hazel
They went mad one night
And to their delight
Ended up with the first croaker spaniel
What do you call a man with a family of rabbits on his head ?
Doggy heaven is paved of pure gold
Which is not what they want I am told
You see dogs would not care
Should the pavements be bare
If hydrants where at the end of each road