Category: Animal Antics

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Where do you measure whales ?

At the whale weigh station

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks ?

Santa Jaws

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There was a dog breeder called Daniel

Who wed a frog breeder called Hazel

They went mad one night

And to their delight

Ended up with the first croaker spaniel

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What do you call a man with a family of rabbits on his head ?

Warren

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Doggy heaven is paved of pure gold

Which is not what they want I am told

You see dogs would not care

Should the pavements be bare

If hydrants where at the end of each road

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My son thinks he’s a chicken, we would take him to the doctors but we need the eggs !

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Don’t by a spider from a pet shop, there cheaper on the web

Amazon, The Laughter Librarys Prefered Advertiser

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Teacher: Which is faster a slug or a snail ?

Pupil: The snail Miss, that’s why it wears a crash helmet

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And here you can see the three new additions to our zebra enclosure

Zebedee, Zeus and SpotĀ