Category: Festive Funnys

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mary

Mary Who ?

Merry Christmas

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Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing ?

They always drop their needles

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks ?

Santa Jaws

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Sam: who was the other reindeer?

Alex: I don’t know, who was the other reindeer?

Sam: Olive

Alex: Olive ?????

Sam: Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names

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singing…

He knows when you are sleeping

He knows when your awake

He knows when you’ve been good or bad

Because he’s on Facebook

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Who says “Ho, Ho, Ho” while biting people ?

Santa Jaws

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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole ?

Hot cross bunnies