Category: Fictional Fools

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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are lying on the grass looking up at the stars. Watson looks at the night sky ands says “looking at the millions of starts, millions of light years away, with the possibility of millions of planets some of which must be similar in some way to Earth, what do you deduce ?”

Sherlock thinks for a moment and then states. “The only thing one can say with absolute certainty, is that somebody’s stolen our tent”

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mary

Mary Who ?

Merry Christmas

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Blackbeard: “I be a pirate with a wooden leg”

Redbeard: “and I be a pirate with a wooden chest”

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What do you can an angry Yeti ?

Sir 

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What do you call a flea ridden rabbit ?

Bugs Bunny

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What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?

A Fangster

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How does Batman get into his house ?

Through the bat flap

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Why did Pinocchio get worried when his nose grew 11 inches long ? 

He thought it might turn into a foot

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I would have got that job as the village idiot, but the other guy forgot to turn up !