Category: Ghosts and Gouls

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance ?

Because he had no body to go with

667 the neighbour of the beast

What do you can an angry Yeti ?

Sir 

What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?

A Fangster

If a Witch looses her temper does she fly off the handle ?

What do you get if you cross a Vampire with a flea ?

Very worried dogs !

What happens if you hit a witch with a snowball ?

You get a cold spell

Poltergeist children should be heard and not seen 

It’s not the cough that carries you off,

Its the coffin they carry you off in.