Category: Healthy Histerics
What‘s the best time to go to the dentist?
I just saw a film called “Do Not Watch”
It’s about reverse psychology
What should you do if you split your side laughing ?
Run till you get stitches
Did you hear about the sick German who wrote poetry to pass the time ?
He went from bed to verse
“Hello, I would like to book a doctors appointment sometime towards the end of next month. My wife’s just dislocated her jaw”
Why does studying history keep you regular ?
Because it fills you full of dates.
Why did Pinocchio get worried when his nose grew 11 inches long ?
He thought it might turn into a foot
Which letters are bad for your teeth ?
This man came up to me and said “Help I think I’m turning invisible”
I thought, hang on, he’s not all there.