Category: Healthy Histerics

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurty

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I just saw a film called “Do Not Watch”

It’s about reverse psychology

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What should you do if you split your side laughing ?

Run till you get stitches

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Did you hear about the sick German who wrote poetry to pass the time ?

He went from bed to verse

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“Hello, I would like to book a doctors appointment sometime towards the end of next month. My wife’s just dislocated her jaw”

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Why does studying history keep you regular ?

Because it fills you full of dates.

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Why did Pinocchio get worried when his nose grew 11 inches long ? 

He thought it might turn into a foot

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Which letters are bad for your teeth ?

DK

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This man came up to me and said “Help I think I’m turning invisible”

I thought, hang on, he’s not all there.