Category: Lucky Dip

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How these toys work I just do not know

They just keep breaking apart, just like so

I’ll glue them together

Yes that will be clever

Now those toy blocks can never LEGO

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I haven’t slept for three days

Because eight hours is enough

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I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes shut

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I just saw a film called “Do Not Watch”

It’s about reverse psychology

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I would have been lazy, but I could never be bothered.

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My son thinks he’s a chicken, we would take him to the doctors but we need the eggs !

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Riddle: What gets bigger the more you take away ?

A hole !

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar

“What is this ?” says the barman “some kind of joke”

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an English man walk into a bar.

The barman says “your all out of order”