Category: Lucky Dip
They said I would never be a comedian
Well their not laughing now
How these toys work I just do not know
They just keep breaking apart, just like so
I’ll glue them together
Yes that will be clever
Now those toy blocks can never LEGO
I haven’t slept for three days
Because eight hours is enough
I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes shut
I just saw a film called “Do Not Watch”
It’s about reverse psychology
I would have been lazy, but I could never be bothered.
My son thinks he’s a chicken, we would take him to the doctors but we need the eggs !
Riddle: What gets bigger the more you take away ?
A hole !
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
“What is this ?” says the barman “some kind of joke”
A Scotsman, an Irishman and an English man walk into a bar.
The barman says “your all out of order”