Category: Lucky Dip

How these toys work I just do not know

They just keep breaking apart, just like so

I’ll glue them together

Yes that will be clever

Now those toy blocks can never LEGO

I haven’t slept for three days

Because eight hours is enough

I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes shut

I just saw a film called “Do Not Watch”

It’s about reverse psychology

I would have been lazy, but I could never be bothered.

My son thinks he’s a chicken, we would take him to the doctors but we need the eggs !

Riddle: What gets bigger the more you take away ?

A hole !

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar

“What is this ?” says the barman “some kind of joke”

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an English man walk into a bar.

The barman says “your all out of order”

Sam: Is that a cabbage patch on your allotment ?

Alex: Yes, I’m trying to give up cabbages