Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary Who ?
Merry Christmas
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary Who ?
Merry Christmas
What do you call a man with a car on his head ?
Jack
What do you call a man with a family of rabbits on his head ?
Warren
Do you know which Frenchman invented your beach shoes ?
Phillip Phillop
What do you call a man with two logs on his head ?
Edwood Wood
What do you call a man with four logs on his head ?
I don’t know but Edward Woodward would.