Category: School Sillys

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Teacher: Where did Bill Hancock sign the American declaration of independence ?

Boy: At the bottom Miss

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What do you call a man with a log on his head ?

Edwood

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What do you call a man with three logs on his head ?

Edward Woodward

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What do you call a woman with a police car on her head ?

Nina

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Which letter is the biggest show off ?

N, because its always the centre of attentionĀ 

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Teacher: Which is faster a slug or a snail ?

Pupil: The snail Miss, that’s why it wears a crash helmet

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Mother: “How did your first day at school go Alex ?”

Alex: “Very well, out of all the class I was teachers pet”

Mother: “So did you get to sit at the front ?”

Alex: “No I got to sit in the cage”

 

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Mother: “Do you think my daughter should take up the Piano professionally”

Music Teacher: “No I think she should put down the lid permanently”

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What’s black and white and terrifies children ?

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