Category: School Sillys
Teacher: Where did Bill Hancock sign the American declaration of independence ?
Boy: At the bottom Miss
What do you call a man with a log on his head ?
What do you call a man with three logs on his head ?
What do you call a woman with a police car on her head ?
Which letter is the biggest show off ?
N, because its always the centre of attention
Teacher: Which is faster a slug or a snail ?
Pupil: The snail Miss, that’s why it wears a crash helmet
Mother: “How did your first day at school go Alex ?”
Alex: “Very well, out of all the class I was teachers pet”
Mother: “So did you get to sit at the front ?”
Alex: “No I got to sit in the cage”
Mother: “Do you think my daughter should take up the Piano professionally”
Music Teacher: “No I think she should put down the lid permanently”
What’s black and white and terrifies children ?