Tag: animals
Putting Dolphins in camouflage suits.
I cant see the porpoise in that
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Where do you measure whales ?
At the whale weigh station
Who delivers presents to baby sharks ?
Santa Jaws
There was a dog breeder called Daniel
Who wed a frog breeder called Hazel
They went mad one night
And to their delight
Ended up with the first croaker spaniel
Doggy heaven is paved of pure gold
Which is not what they want I am told
You see dogs would not care
Should the pavements be bare
If hydrants where at the end of each road
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, but the other two escaped with minor injuries
My son thinks he’s a chicken, we would take him to the doctors but we need the eggs !
Don’t by a spider from a pet shop, there cheaper on the web
Riddle: A rabbit called June went up to a lion and called it a rude name.
What is tomorrow’s date ?
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The first of July as that was the end of June.
