Tag: animals
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Where do you measure whales ?
At the whale weigh station
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Who delivers presents to baby sharks ?
Santa Jaws
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There was a dog breeder called Daniel
Who wed a frog breeder called Hazel
They went mad one night
And to their delight
Ended up with the first croaker spaniel
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Doggy heaven is paved of pure gold
Which is not what they want I am told
You see dogs would not care
Should the pavements be bare
If hydrants where at the end of each road