What’s black and white and terrifies children ?
Why did the boy take his crayons to bed ?
So he could draw the curtains without getting up
During bring a pet to school week a boy walks in with a newt on his shoulder.
“That’s nice” says the teacher
“His names Tiny” says the boy
“Why is he called Tiny” asks the teacher
The boy replies “because he’s my newt”
Our kids a real wonder…
We wonder if he’ll ever learn anything
Why did Pinocchio get worried when his nose grew 11 inches long ?
He thought it might turn into a foot
Our gardeners got two children
Ones a budding genius, the others a blooming idiot !