Tag: children

Amazon, The Laughter Librarys Prefered Advertiser

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What’s black and white and terrifies children ?

Exam Papers

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Why did the boy take his crayons to bed ?

So he could draw the curtains without getting up

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During bring a pet to school week a boy walks in with a newt on his shoulder.

“That’s nice” says the teacher

“His names Tiny” says the boy

“Why is he called Tiny” asks the teacher

The boy replies “because he’s my newt”

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Our kids a real wonder…

We wonder if he’ll ever learn anything

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Why did Pinocchio get worried when his nose grew 11 inches long ? 

He thought it might turn into a foot

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Our gardeners got two children

Ones a budding genius, the others a blooming idiot !