Do you know which Frenchman invented your beach shoes ?
Police notice: Wool has been stolen from several shops in the area, we believe the burglar may be following some kind of pattern.
What did the tie say to the hat ?
You go on a head and I’ll hang a round
Our Tailors a right sew and sew
Where does Tarzan buy his clothes ?
At a jungle sale
I gave my wife a mink stole for Christmas
Well it may not have been mink but it was definitely stole