Tag: clothes

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Do you know which Frenchman invented your beach shoes ?

Phillip Phillop

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Police notice: Wool has been stolen from several shops in the area, we believe the burglar may be following some kind of pattern.

Amazon, The Laughter Librarys Prefered Advertiser

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What did the tie say to the hat ?

You go on a head and I’ll hang a round

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Our Tailors a right sew and sew

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Where does Tarzan buy his clothes ?

At a jungle sale

 

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I gave my wife a mink stole for Christmas

Well it may not have been mink but it was definitely stole