My dog can read, when he saw a sign that said “WET PAINT”, he did.
What do you call a boy with a toilet on his head ?
Glazier: “It’s worse than I thought, this windows broken on both sides”
Why was the robot acting silly ?
Because he had a screw loose
What did the wallpaper say to the wall ?
I’ve got you covered
Alex: I’m reading a book about electricity
Sam: Current events ?
Alex: No just a bit of light reading
What’s the difference between a nail and a boxer ?
One gets knocked in, the other gets knocked out