Tag: diy

My dog can read, when he saw a sign that said “WET PAINT”, he did.

What do you call a boy with a toilet on his head ?

John

Glazier: “It’s worse than I thought, this windows broken on both sides”

Why was the robot acting silly ?

Because he had a screw loose

What did the wallpaper say to the wall ?

I’ve got you covered

Alex: I’m reading a book about electricity

Sam: Current events ?

Alex: No just a bit of light reading

What’s the difference between a nail and a boxer ?

One gets knocked in, the other gets knocked out