Tag: doc
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What did the alien gardener say?
Take me to your weeder
00898
How these toys work I just do not know
They just keep breaking apart, just like so
I’ll glue them together
Yes that will be clever
Now those toy blocks can never LEGO
00896
There was a magician called Stu
Whose wife tried to kill, yes it’s true
So she sawed him in half
Which was a bit daft
As now there’s not one Stu but two
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There was a dog breeder called Daniel
Who wed a frog breeder called Hazel
They went mad one night
And to their delight
Ended up with the first croaker spaniel
00456
A fool and his money soon part
Goes the saying in many an art
This we all know
But can somebody show
How he got all that money to start
00454
A soldier once went for a nap
As a bird got in a bit of a flap
It fell down the cannon hole
That shot off its clumsy fowl
There’s more than a feather in ones cap
07730
Doggy heaven is paved of pure gold
Which is not what they want I am told
You see dogs would not care
Should the pavements be bare
If hydrants where at the end of each road
07447
singing…
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when your awake
He knows when you’ve been good or bad
Because he’s on Facebook
07446
Birthday Greetings
Dear Sam
I would like to wish you, but do not guarantee you a happy birthday.
The happiness of your birthday may increase or decrease over time.
The happiness of past birthdays may not mean happiness in future birthdays and if you are ill or older then you may not get as many birthdays in the future as you did in the past.
All the best
Your financial advisor