Tag: dog


Doggy heaven is paved of pure gold

Which is not what they want I am told

You see dogs would not care

Should the pavements be bare

If hydrants where at the end of each road

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Sam: I don’t know how stop my dog chasing people on bicycles

Alex: Simple, just take away his bicycles 


My dog can read, when he saw a sign that said “WET PAINT”, he did.


What do you get if you cross a Vampire with a flea ?

Very worried dogs !


“It’s raining cats and dogs out there, I’ve just gone and stepped in a poodle”


Sam: My dog has no nose

Alex: How does he smell?

Sam: Terrible