Tag: food

My son thinks he’s a chicken, we would take him to the doctors but we need the eggs !

Sam: Is that a cabbage patch on your allotment ?

Alex: Yes, I’m trying to give up cabbages

Customer: I don’t believe this is rabbit pie

Waiter: Why not ?

Customer: Because its got hairs in it.

Customer: “£3000.00 for vegetable soup !!!!!”

Waiter: “Well it was 24 carrot sir”

Woman: If you were my husband I would poison your food

Man: If you were my wife I would eat it

All drinking water in this workplace has been personally passed by the management

My wife wanted a birthday meal whilst listening to string quartet.

So I bought her a burger at the Wimbledon doubles final.

Why does studying history keep you regular ?

Because it fills you full of dates.

What happens when you play table tennis with a rotten egg?

You don’t get much of a ping, but you sure get a pong