Tag: limerick

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Teachers kind,

Teachers gentle,

Teachers clever,

And I am mental.

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It’s not the cough that carries you off,

Its the coffin they carry you off in.

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There was a young boy from Milan.

Who’s Poems I just had to ban.

For although they did rhyme

And they did every time

The last part for some odd reason didn’t, almost, but not quite, though close, scan