” Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”
Abraham Lincoln
” Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”
Abraham Lincoln
What did Henry VIII do for one of his first dates ?
He took Anne Bowling
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance ?
Because he had no body to go with
I used to be conceited but now I’m perfect.
I haven’t slept for three days
Because eight hours is enough
I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes shut
I swapped my wife’s lipstick for Pritt stick
She’s still not talking to me
I just saw a film called “Do Not Watch”
It’s about reverse psychology