Tag: misc

” Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”

Abraham Lincoln

What did Henry VIII do for one of his first dates ?

He took Anne Bowling

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance ?

Because he had no body to go with

I used to be conceited but now I’m perfect.

I haven’t slept for three days

Because eight hours is enough

I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes shut

I swapped my wife’s lipstick for Pritt stick

She’s still not talking to me

I just saw a film called “Do Not Watch”

It’s about reverse psychology

I would have been lazy, but I could never be bothered.

Why was the robot mad ?

Because people kept pushing his buttons