Tag: money

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A fool and his money soon part

Goes the saying in many an art

This we all know

But can somebody show

How he got all that money to start

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Birthday Greetings

Dear Sam

I would like to wish you, but do not guarantee you a happy birthday.

The happiness of your birthday may increase or decrease over time.

The happiness of past birthdays may not mean happiness in future birthdays and if you are ill or older then you may not get as many birthdays in the future as you did in the past.

All the best

Your financial advisor

 

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Don’t by a spider from a pet shop, there cheaper on the web

Amazon, The Laughter Librarys Prefered Advertiser

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What happened when the cat ate a five pound note?

There was money in the kitty.