Tag: sea


“It was just a Sailor who got the wrong number my dearest. He wanted to know if the coast was clear”

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Two cats had a race across the English Channel. The English cat was called one two three, the French cat was called un deux trois.

The English cat won, un deux trois quatre cinq


What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes ?

A nervous wreck