Tag: sport
I only play golf to annoy my wife
She thinks I’m out enjoying myself.
What should you do if you split your side laughing ?
Run till you get stitches
When my wife says “we need to talk”, why is it never golf ?
My wife wanted a birthday meal whilst listening to string quartet.
So I bought her a burger at the Wimbledon doubles final.
What happens when you play table tennis with a rotten egg?
You don’t get much of a ping, but you sure get a pong
What’s the difference between a nail and a boxer ?
One gets knocked in, the other gets knocked out