Tag: sport

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I only play golf to annoy my wife

She thinks I’m out enjoying myself.

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What should you do if you split your side laughing ?

Run till you get stitches

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When my wife says “we need to talk”, why is it never golf ?

Amazon, The Laughter Librarys Prefered Advertiser

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My wife wanted a birthday meal whilst listening to string quartet.

So I bought her a burger at the Wimbledon doubles final.

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What happens when you play table tennis with a rotten egg?

You don’t get much of a ping, but you sure get a pong

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What’s the difference between a nail and a boxer ?

One gets knocked in, the other gets knocked out