Tag: transport

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At the transport departments annual fancy dress party a man dressed as a motorway has a word of warning for a man dressed as a minor road

“Watch out for Bob, he’s a cycle path”

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Will the person who took the left turning off the M4 kindly put it back.

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My wife ran off with the milkman, watching her drive away with him was the worst 45 minutes of my life

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What do you get if you call 666 ?

Three policemen standing on their heads

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Sam: I don’t know how stop my dog chasing people on bicycles

Alex: Simple, just take away his bicycles 

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I saw a sign that said

FINE FOR PARKING HERE

So I did

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The hijacker demanded a million in used notes and a parachute

Which would have been a good idea if he hadn’t hijacked a submarine.

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When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution

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What do they drive in Norway ?

Fjords