At the transport departments annual fancy dress party a man dressed as a motorway has a word of warning for a man dressed as a minor road
“Watch out for Bob, he’s a cycle path”
Will the person who took the left turning off the M4 kindly put it back.
My wife ran off with the milkman, watching her drive away with him was the worst 45 minutes of my life
What do you get if you call 666 ?
Three policemen standing on their heads
Sam: I don’t know how stop my dog chasing people on bicycles
Alex: Simple, just take away his bicycles
I saw a sign that said
FINE FOR PARKING HERE
So I did
The hijacker demanded a million in used notes and a parachute
Which would have been a good idea if he hadn’t hijacked a submarine.
When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution
What do they drive in Norway ?