At the transport departments annual fancy dress party a man dressed as a motorway has a word of warning for a man dressed as a minor road
“Watch out for Bob, he’s a cycle path”
That carpenters son is a chip off the old block
What’s the opposite of work ?
I would like to wish you, but do not guarantee you a happy birthday.
The happiness of your birthday may increase or decrease over time.
The happiness of past birthdays may not mean happiness in future birthdays and if you are ill or older then you may not get as many birthdays in the future as you did in the past.
All the best
Your financial advisor
All drinking water in this workplace has been personally passed by the management
I’m not saying my boss is stupid, but if you wright PTO on both sides of a piece of paper he’s busy for hours.
Glazier: “It’s worse than I thought, this windows broken on both sides”
Where do geologists go for fun ?
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