Tag: xmas
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary Who ?
Merry Christmas
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing ?
They always drop their needles
Who delivers presents to baby sharks ?
Santa Jaws
Sam: who was the other reindeer?
Alex: I don’t know, who was the other reindeer?
Sam: Olive
Alex: Olive ?????
Sam: Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
singing…
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when your awake
He knows when you’ve been good or bad
Because he’s on Facebook
Who says “Ho, Ho, Ho” while biting people ?
Santa Jaws