Tag: xmas

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mary

Mary Who ?

Merry Christmas

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing ?

They always drop their needles

Who delivers presents to baby sharks ?

Santa Jaws

Sam: who was the other reindeer?

Alex: I don’t know, who was the other reindeer?

Sam: Olive

Alex: Olive ?????

Sam: Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names

singing…

He knows when you are sleeping

He knows when your awake

He knows when you’ve been good or bad

Because he’s on Facebook

Who says “Ho, Ho, Ho” while biting people ?

Santa Jaws